Today's question comes from Rachel in Weehawken, New Jersey who writes:
"In badminton, why do they call it a shuttlecock?"
OK, next question. Apparently, Rachel can't read. This one is from Mark in Boynton Beach, Florida.
"My 17 year-old son sits in front our 42-inch HDTV all day long playing violent video games like Call of Duty: Black Ops and Grand Theft Auto. He wears nothing but black, his hair is cut in a purple mohawk, he has about 80 body piercings and his arms, legs and neck are covered with grotesque tattoos. His room is decorated with posters of heavy metal bands and reeks constantly of pot smoke. He dropped out of high school, has no friends, is 6'3" tall and weighs 119 pounds, and refuses to get a job, bathe, or light the Hannukah candles. He lets his pet iguana run all over the house and I think he's stealing money from us. What should we do?"
Well, lucky for you, Mark, this one is right in CJG's wheelhouse and the answer is very simple. You need to go out and buy a 60-inch set. Your son can't possibly take full advantage of the amazing graphics in Black Ops on the puny 42-inch thing he's using now. CJG recommends the Panasonic.
The North American Green-Belted Shuttlecock. What else could you possibly call it? |
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