Write or Fly?

crankyjewishguy (CJG) is in a tough spot this morning because he has to choose between honing another hilarious blog post to perfection or making his flight back to Boston from San Juan. His wife and kids are arguing vehemently for flying home since none of them gives a shit about his blog. CJG is torn. On the one hand, he feels he owes it to his legions of readers, now numbering in the dozens, to produce another post. On the other hand, he occasionally has to take the feelings of others into consideration, no matter how trivial or irrelevant. So, while you admire this photograph of CJG he is going to flip a coin.

CJG knows what you're thinking: that's Tom Brady. No, it's not, but people make that mistake all the time. Anyway, CJG flipped a coin and it came up heads so he and the family are flying home. But before he goes, he wants to inform readers that his blog will soon include some insightful and penetrating political commentary. Though he can hardly afford to alienate readers, CJG is nevertheless going to risk losing some of you here because nothing, and CJG means nothing, makes him crankier than this woman, hereinafter referred to as "She Who Shall Not Be Named." Just thinking about her makes CJG want to stick pins in his eyes.

She Who Shall Not Be Named attempts to sucker punch an innocent microphone
which has turned her speech into unintelligible gibberish.

More from Boston tomorrow. Until then, shalom.