The Most Brilliant Idea Ever

While shvitzing heavily on his spin bike yesterday, crankyjewishguy (CJG) had an idea...and idea so brilliant it might just solve all of the world's problems (except for Rush Limbaugh) in one fell swoop. This brainstorm, which hit CJG while in third position (you spinners will know what CJG is talking about) and listening to The Who's Pinball Wizard at full volume, may make the invention of the personal computer look like the first Frisbee. Ready? Here it is. This guy...

...should become the new star of Two and a Half Men, and this lunatic...

...should become the next president of Libya. If you've been listening to these two rant the past couple of days it's a real toss-up trying to decide which one is crazier. Is it Quaddafi (there are so many spellings of this guy's name CJG just chose one, but it can also be Gaddafi, Ghadaffi. Khaddafi, Kaddafi, or Hanukah, among others), the man who travels with a buxom Ukrainian nurse and a cadre of stunning, uniformed female "bodyguards," who insists, despite abundant evidence to the contrary, that his people love him, or is it Charlie Sheen who has two "goddesses" who both sleep in his bedroom but in different beds and he gets to choose each night which one to sleep with and, by the way, these two women, one a former porn star, help take care of Sheen's two kids who, by the way, were removed from the Sheen home by police yesterday after which Sheen told the kids' mother that "this is not responsible parenting." CJG guesses he would know. Despite his very public complete crack-up, Sheen insists CBS should come on its hands and knees to get him back on his show and, by the way, he so fucking great they should kiss his feet and up his pay from a million to three million an episode. Frankly, just watching this asshole self-destruct on shows that don't have to pay him to appear is far more economical than watching him play a normal guy for half an hour a week at a million per.

Now that CJG thinks about, maybe his idea won't solve anything at all. It might even make matters worse.