We Are (Probably) Not Alone

A recent study by NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory has concluded that there are two billion, that's billion, Earth-like planets just in our own galaxy that could be capable of sustaining life. Two billion planets in the neighborhood and this woman had to appear on ours?

Alien from Alaska arrives on Planet Earth

pretending to be a Jew. Note the necklace.

Crankyjewishguy (CJG) doesn't like to pick nits, but what does a laboratory devoted to "jet propulsion" know about this subject? Maybe the NASA Laboratory for Finding Life Forms in the Universe, but the Jet Propulsion Laboratory?

Regardless, CJG thinks this is pretty stunning information because it would seem, on the face of it, to mean that the chances are very high that we are not alone in the Universe. After all, there are billions of galaxies out there, too, and if they have billions of Earth-like planets that means there are, oh, a gazillion planets where there could be intelligent life, unlike Earth where signs of intelligent life can be hard to find. All his life CJG has been dying to know if there is life on other planets and he is now creeping toward 60, so he'd appreciate it if any aliens out there would make themselves known to us relatively soon. But before they get here, we really should straighten the place up a bit. Between the oil and sludge fouling the Gulf of Mexico, radiation leaking from reactors in Japan, and New Jersey, that's right, just New Jersey, the place looks like a dump.

You think they could have at least vacuumed the carpets?

On a somewhat related note, you may have seen that while visiting Israel yesterday for what must have been a very important meeting with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu,  Half Baked Alaska was wearing a Star of David necklace (see photo above). Now, can you imagine New York Senator Chuck Schumer wearing a cross to The Vatican? Or CJG wearing one to Doyle's Pub in Boston? It's one thing for non-Jewish men to wear a yarmuckle inside a Temple, that's required of all men in many synagogues and is a sign of respect for custom. But jewelry to a meeting? Please. CJG sure hopes she takes it off next time she's field dressing a moose because even though moose are kosher it just wouldn't look right. We'd go straight to the meat counter and buy it pre-wrapped.

State of the Union: Hot and Getting Hotter

If you watched last night's State of the Union address you know that the seating arrangements were somewhat different from those of recent and even not-so-distant memory where Democrats and Republicans sat on different sides of the House chamber, sort of like men and women in an Orthodox shul. This separate but equal seating meant that only half of those assembled would be standing and clapping at any given point since it is perfectly obvious that anything a president says that appeals to one party has to be seen by the other as completely antithetical to the American way of life and probably even subversive. The old seating arrangement also ensured that when someone like Congressman Joe Wilson of South Carolina yelled "Liar!" at the president last year, Congresswoman Maxine Waters of California wasn't right next to him to punch him in the face.

Typical of Congress, it took a congresswoman getting shot in the head for its members to decide that maybe they could intermingle across party lines for an hour or so during the State of the Union. But it wasn't like they just filed in and grabbed seats. A big deal was made in the run-up to last night's speech every time one member found a member of the other party willing to sit next to them. Chuck Schumer of New York and Tom Coburn of Oklahoma found each other, which had the added value of having a Jew and a gentile sitting together.  Nevada's three congressmen, two Republicans and a Democrat, decided to sit together, but no one wanted to sit with them anyway. Some Republicans agreed to sit with Democrats, but only on the Republican side of the chamber. The whole thing was like a bad mixer at a single sex college. And some weren't buying the new comity. Senate Minority Leader Mitch (Dr. No) McConnell said he preferred the company of his usual cronies. Nancy Pelosi and Eric Cantor didn't sit together, but crankyjewishguy (CJG) doesn't think it has anything to do with the fact that Cantor is a Jew and Pelosi is not. He thinks they just hate each other's guts. John Boehner and Joe Biden had no choice but to sit together behind the President, and it was a relief that Biden didn't need the box of tissues he brought just in case Boehner had another one of his crying fits, though Boehner appeared to come close  near the end when the President invoked his Horatio Alger-like rise.

One can understand why Alexander Hamilton and Aaron Burr might have avoided sitting together, but really, all this fuss about who's sitting with whom? Please. All CJG wants to know is this: who got to sit next to freshman Congresswoman Kristi Noem of South Dakota? That had to be toughest seat in the House.

Congresswoman Kristi Noem (R.-S.D.)

CJG used to be a liberal Democrat from Massachusetts.
He is now a registered Republican from Rapid City.