From the Profound Irony Department

In what has to be one of the worst P.R. debacles of all time, two days ago the 575-pound spokesman for a Phoenix-area restaurant called the "Heart Attack Grill" died at the age of 29. Word is they are negotiating for the services of a new spokesman, Charlie Sheen, and plan to rename the restaurant the "Crack Attack Grill." Crankyjewishguy (CJG) wishes them well in their new endeavor.

Blair River, former spokesman for the Heart Attack Grill. Remarkably,
 he didn't die of a heart attack, but from pneumonia.